How To Make Food and Not Die With Johnny P

In this article, I'll show you how to cook chorizo and eggs
while simultaneously not burning down the house!
First things first, let's get our ingredients and supplies together!

Ingredients:

Chorizo sausage

2 Eggs

Salt

Pepper

Any other spices you like

Vegetable Oil

Supplies:

Medium size pan

Large wooden/plastic spoon or other relatively large stirring tool

A plate (obviously)

Alright, now that you have your ingredients and supplies, let's make the food!

Step 1: Put oil on pan and then put chorizo on pan.

Step 2: Proceed to heating up the pan to mid-high heat. Begin stirring to prevent burning.

Step 3: Wait until the chorizo and oil sizzle, then add the eggs, and continue stirring.

Step 4: Add the spices of your choice.

Step 5: When the chorizo mixture looks orange-gold, it is ready to serve!

Assuming you can read this, you haven't died! Good job! Now go on and enjoy your food!*